Not just anyone can be a Cheese Snob. Here's the history of my glorious and fun-filled path to the pinnacle of the cheese mountain. It's pretty detailed, so if you are looking for something more brief and résumé-like, check out my résumé. Alternately, if you are looking for something more like a story, please read "What Makes a Cheesemonger," about my life in cheese.

In the beginning...

September 1995-December 2002


Cheesemonger
 
Brattleboro Food Co-Op Cheese Department; Brattleboro, Vermont.

I worked at a retail cheese counter that sold over 300 cheeses. I guess everyone has to start somewhere. My manager was the late Henry "The Cheeseman" Tewksbury.
 
My responsibilities included:
•  retail inventory management of cheeses
•  cutting and wrapping cheese for the self-service case
•  quality control
•  assisting customers with selections
•  cutting cheese to order
•  receiving cheese deliveries
•  training and supervising new employees and member-labor.

Special Stuff:

  • Attended a presentation given by representatives from Neal's Yard Dairy (London, England) on farmhouse cheeses from the British Isles.  

Related stories:

"Few Degrees of Separation,"about my mentor, Henry Tewksbury.


November 2000 - July 2001

Inside Sales Representative

Provisions, International; White River Junction, Vermont.

Worked in the wholesale distribution end of specialty food sales; I sold nearly every ingredient and food item necessary to stock a high-end restaurant or retail food store. I worked closely with Dondi Ahearn, who taught me the importance of small-scale production, and artisan-made cheeses and other foods. Aside from cheese, I had little specialty food knowledge when I started there. I had to learn quickly, because I was dealing with the top chefs and buyers in the area. Every day at Provisions was a little different, and everyone there was responsible for every aspect of running a wholesale food business, except for keeping the books and driving the trucks.  

My responsibilities included:

  • selling goods to stores and restaurants
  • processing the orders
  • assisting our customers with their questions about our products and their uses
  • participating in weekly inventories
  • purchasing
  • unloading incoming trucks in the warehouse
  • picking and packing outgoing orders
  • creating invoices  
  • One day each week, I would visit some of my customers in their restaurants and shops, bringing product samples and information, helping them develop their menus and arrange their displays and inventory.

Special Stuff:

  • Attended a seminar on baking and cooking with chocolate, presented by the Executive Chef of Valrhôna Chocolate (France).  
  • Attended a presentation by Jason Hinds, Director of Exports for Neal's Yard Dairy (London, England), on the importance of English farmhouse cheeses, and the relationship between history, sociology, politics, and economics, and the foods we eat.  
  • Attended the 2001 NASFT Fancy Food Show in New York City.


July 2001 - April 2002

Manager, Cheese Department.   Specialty Food Buyer, Grocery Department.

Putney Consumer's Co-Op; Putney, Vermont.

Expanded the grocery department's specialty food selection.

My responsibilities included:

  • developing new product lines
  • eliminating slow-selling product lines
  • ordering
  • receiving
  • display
  • marketing
  • supervising grocery department staff

Planned, designed, and rebuilt the store's failing cheese department.

My responsibilities included:

  • creating a working inventory management system
  • eliminating slow-selling cheeses
  • expanding cheese selection (and accompaniments) to include more locally-produced, imported, and artisan-made cheeses
  • meeting with cheesemakers to sample their wares and grill them on their production practices
  • creating marketing materials

Oh, and did I mention I had the budget for absolutely no staff except for myself?   Nonetheless, within three months of taking over the department, I increased sales 30%.   During the weekly managers' meetings, our General Manager, Mark Harris, would distribute a copy of the store's weekly sales report to each department manager, with a hand-written note expressing disappointment, encouragement, praise, etc. Mine always said something like "WOW," or more commonly, "Waka-waka!"  

Special Stuff:

  • Created, researched, and wrote a semi-weekly cheese newsletter, "News of the Cheese," including information on new products, general cheese information, and cooking and serving tips.
  • Single-handedly planned, executed, and promoted a Book Signing/Cheese Tasting Event with Henry Tewksbury, and local cheesemakers, to celebrate the publication of Henry's book, "The Cheeses of Vermont."


August 2002 - December 2002 Co-Owner and Madame Fromage

Twilight Tea Lounge; Brattleboro, Vermont

Developed cheese service for a collectively-owned café.

My responsibilities included:

  • selecting and ordering cheeses and accompaniments
  • performing cost/price analysis
  • creating printed menu with descriptions
  • training staff on the art of storing, selling, and serving cheese plates.  

Special Stuff:

  • Because all owners were expected to work at the café, selling bulk tea and serving pots of tea, I was fortunate to have the opportunity to learn about the many varieties of fine tea.


December 2002 - May 2003

Consultant, Cheese Department; Cashier; Produce Stocker

Upper Valley Food Co-Op; White River Junction, Vermont

What was supposed to have been a very simple part-time job as a cashier and produce stocker for a very sweet and friendly co-op store turned into another opportunity to flex my cheese muscles. The store was moving its cheese department to facilitate its expansion; and knowing my experience, the General Manager had me develop the department.

My responsibilities included:

  • selecting new cheeses
  • sourcing vendors
  • creating displays
  • advising on the maintenance and quality control of the inventory
  • training staff

July 2003 - November 2003

Cheesemonger

Murray's Cheese Shop; New York City, New York

Although my responsibilities were fewer at Murray's than they were at the Brattleboro Food Co-Op, this was one of the most challenging cheese jobs I've ever had.  

My job was deceptively simple: sell cheese (and some other foods, including deli meats, pâté, and a small selection of specialty food staples) from behind the counter of a tiny cheese shop, barely bigger than Brattleboro's cold-storage walk-in. However, Murray's is one of the busiest and most popular cheese shops in the city, if not the country. Maybe the world. Customers included old Italian people who'd lived in the neighborhood for 60+ years, food writers, lots of tourists, and chefs from some of the hottest restaurants in town, in addition to many rank-and-file cheese lovers.  

Murray's sold about one-hundred fewer cheeses than the Brattleboro Food Co-Op's cheese department, but at least 65% of Murray's inventory consisted of cheeses of which I'd never heard.

What a humbling experience.

I had no choice but to just get back there and perform, even though most days I felt completely overwhelmed. I'm thankful for this experience, because it added immeasurable depth and breadth to my arsenal of cheese knowledge. I worked with good people who were very helpful.

Special Stuff:  

  • Attended owner Rob Kaufelt's "Cheese 101," a three-part series of intensive cheese classes divided by milk type (cow, sheep, goat), offered at The Institute for Culinary Education in New York City.

July 2004 - October 2004 Consultant

Restaurants Coast and Shore; New York City, New York

Worked closely with owner and Executive Chef to develop selection of cheese plates for small family of high-end restaurants.  

My responsibilities included:

  • sourcing and creating accounts with vendors, including major importers/distributors and artisanal cheesemakers
  • developing ordering and inventory-management systems
  • creating cheese-related training manuals. See my writing portfolio for examples. [link to writing portfolio]
  • leading an on-site training program for waitstaff

Special Stuff:  

  • Provided on-site fromagiere service for Coast's Grand Opening party for investors and the press: selected, ordered, and prepared the display of an array of cheeses and accompaniments; and personally staffed the cheese table, greeting guests and answering their cheese-related questions.  


December 2004 - January 2006

Head Copywriter/Cheesemonger

Murray's Cheese Shop; New York City, New York

In addition to occasional retail cheesemonger duties (assisting customers with selections from Murray's full-service cheese counter), my primary duties were to write anything that needed to be written.  

My responsibilities included:

  • researching and writing descriptions for every single item Murray's sold, including 350+ cheeses, apparel, housewares, prepared foods, olives and antipasti, pâté and charcuterie, refrigerated and frozen foods, beverages, and shelf-stable staples. This text was used for Murray's retail signs. See my writing portfolio for examples. [link to writing portfolio]
  • performing design, lay-out, and production of retail signs, posters, and other printed marketing collateral
  • maintaining two separate product databases, keeping it updated to include new products and all pertinent information, including descriptions and current pricing.  
  • selecting the cheeses, and researching and writing classroom notes for all of owner Rob Kaufelt's cheese classes, taught on-site at Murray's, as well as at the city's top culinary schools
  • writing descriptions for Murray's on-site Cheese Education series. See my writing portfolio for examples. [link to writing portfolio]
  • composing press releases.  

The Director of P.R. at the time referred to me as "the voice of Murray's."

Special Stuff:  

  • Assisted with research, editing, and writing entries for the upcoming Murray's Cheese Book (pending release: October 2006).  
  • As a member of the Tasting Team, I participated in weekly, comparative tastings of cheese and other foods.   The results were used by the buyers and the affineur to select new products and develop new product lines.


January 2006 - July 2006 Cheesemonger/Writer/Marketing, Cheese Department

Zabar's; New York City, New York

Upon arriving at Zabar's cheese department, I knew little about its history. What I quickly learned was that Olga Dominguez, the manager of the department, is truly a cheese pioneer.   Back in the late-1970s, when very few cheeses were being imported into the United States and Swiss cheese seemed exotic, Olga took a tiny cheese department, and by increasing its square footage and developing an extensive import business at Zabar's, she created a benevolent monster of a cheese department. In her quiet way, she's directly or indirectly influenced nearly every cheese shop or department of note in New York City. Considering New York City's food habits are repeated throughout most of the rest of the country, Olga could accurately be called The God-Mother of Cheese.  

At Zabar's, other than writing descriptions of cheeses, my tasks were very self-determined. I would identify a need in the department - whether it be a display, marketing, or training issue - and bring it to Olga, a woman equally as capable and talented as she is insanely busy. If Olga agreed with my assessment, she'd give me a great deal of latitude to develop and implement solutions for the cheese department. My job felt more like a freelance/consulting gig than it did a regular job, and I was happy and excited that Olga valued my input as much as she did.

My accomplishments:

  • creating and maintaining a database for nearly 800 cheeses (and other food items)
  • writing descriptions of every cheese for use on the store's display signs and for the on-line retail store. See my writing portfolio for examples. [link to writing portfolio]
  • identifying the need for better information on the department's website, which lead to...
  • creating new pages for the store's website, including an extensive glossary of cheese-related terms, and tips for serving and storing cheese. See my writing portfolio for examples. [link to writing portfolio]
  • advising the web design team, as well as acting as a liaison between the team and the cheese department management, on the coming redesign of Zabar's on-line cheese shop  
  • redesigning the department's cheese and olive bar signs, making them more consistent, user-friendly, and professional
  • designing layout and composing copy for all of the department's promotional and marketing collateral
  • advising Olga on new product acquisition - when a vendor or cheesemaker brought in samples of cheese, Olga had me try them and give my opinion, which she used when determining whether or not to sell the cheese. Being picky and having a sensitive palate has its rewards.

Special Stuff:  

  • Researched and developed the Vermont Cheese Program, including establishing working relationships with Vermont artisan cheesemakers in order to facilitate carrying their products.
  • Developed and executed a five-month series of educational Cheese Seminars, offered on-site at Zabar's. I chose the topic and the cheeses I'd serve, I researched and wrote my classroom notes as well as the booklets given to each attendee, I created promotional materials to advertise the seminars, and I taught the seminars. See my writing portfolio for examples. [link to writing portfolio]
  • Developed and executed a series of employee training seminars, offered on-site at Zabar's. Working closely with the department's management, I chose the topics and created my classroom notes as well as the booklets given to each employee. And of course I taught the seminars, too. See my writing portfolio for examples. [link to writing portfolio]

At both Murray's and at Zabar's, I wrote descriptions of every item in the store; and other than the occasional new product, there wasn't enough of the work I wanted to do to justify continuing my full-time employment. Sure, there was other stuff to do at both places, but nothing that would have made good use of my skills and talents. Having literally written myself out of my last two jobs, I decided to stop working full-time at Zabar's and go freelance. I told Olga I wanted to take my act on the road. But she and I still had some work to do together...


July 2006 - Present

Consultant: Cheese Expert

Zabar's; New York City, New York

My responsibilities include:

•  advising buyer on new product acquisitions

•  writing descriptions of new products for in-store signage and Zabar's on-line cheese store

•  maintaining product database

•  developing and implementing marketing and promotional strategies

•  creating new employee handbook and training manual

•  continuing development and execution of employee training seminars

Present - ??

Consultant: Cheese Expert

Various Points Around The World

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